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Finally, after hours and hours of surfing the internet and spanking your monkey, you have stumbled upon the one place where the monkeys spank back. Now we know you are probably asking yourself... How is this possible? How could Darwin's theory go so very wrong? Is this a porno site or should I take off my robe and wizard hat and put my pants back on?
Basically, EMR started the same way most ingenious ideas, inventions, and world changing revolutions started. Booze and Boredom! Evil Monkey Racing is not a "race team" per se, because racing motorcycles is expensive and time consuming. Being that our money is wasted on the Booze, and our time is wasted on the Boredom, we find ourselves falling into the category of weekend warrior "track riders." EMR is five members of Chicagolandsportbikes.com that have known each other since the beginning of the site. Four of the five members of EMR are also moderators over there, so be nice to us or we can change your posts to "My name is CBRguy1, and I like donkeyporn. It all started when I was a youngster and....", you get the idea. Don't anger the monkey! He's eeeeeeeviiiiiilll.
Evil Monkey Racing is about hangin out and making asses of ourselves for no purpose other than to get a few laughs. Everyone has their own niche in life, and we have found ours. We hope you enjoy it.
Love,
The Evil Monkeys
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EMR member "Pirate" rails through the carousel at Blackhawk Farms Raceway on July 12th.
Yes, it's true. Since the beginning of EMR we agreed that we would do our best to "shock the world", so it was only natural for us to designate the sign of the shocker as the EMR signal of respect.